It's smart to be dumb aka quotes from the office

even if you are the best at your job and you excel, you are now
considered to have met the minimum expectations for your job

a fax came in , the fax machine is working, are you sure?????that the fax
machine wasn't working???

insert my name here, I am not saying you did this, I know you are always on point,but why is this account like this, I know you weren't in the office this day and I know this is not your
account and I know this didn't happen at your facility and that this is your "
slo-workers" fault, but tell me why this is the way it is and how you will fix
it.. I know that we are too cheap and I am too threatened to create a
supervisory position, but I count on you to act like one and do something about
it.

OK, the last quote wasn't actually said, but it has been intimated MANY times over. They just don't know that I have my eyes on a more permanent prize. Catch up people!